As is the tradition for many Transformers reviewers it’s time for my Top 10 Transformers of the last twelve months. Don’t have much more of a lead into this so let’s get it done.
10) Studios Series Revenge Of The Fallen Megatron
The studio series surprised me a bit this year. I’ve never been a huge fan of the movie designs mainly because they never translated well into plastic (with some exceptions) and I especially found this the case with Megatron. Then the Last Knight came out and showed “hey here’s how we do a GOOD Megatron movie toy” and then decided to take that ethos and try and put it towards the older designs, and they succeeded. It’s a bit annoying that it took so long to get a good toy out of this design, but here he is, with great sculpting, a fun transformation, and a great robot mode despite it being ugly as all sin.

9) Studio Series Blackout.
This guy was bought on a whim when it looked like I was never going to get the Amazon Exclusive Nemesis Prime, and honestly? Worth it. He’s not perfect, a lot of things don’t want to tab in, my first one straight up broke a leg within a day (and was replaced with no quibble) and the way his hands sit and can’t rotate is a drag, but he just has a great presence in either mode. He’s one of the quintessential Decepticon thugs. Big, dumb, unsubtle, and I feel his introduction in the movie was a brilliantly shot and directed action piece that was never again matched. At least until they booted Bay and gave Travis Knight the reins (seriously go see Bumblebee, it’s bloody fantastic). Plus he comes with tiny pet Scorpion who is adorable and makes me think he’s one of those huge hulking biker guys who have a pet chihuahua and spoil the thing.

8) Siege Megatron
Honestly, at first, I thought this guy would be higher on the list, but when doing these top ten lists I tend to take my personal feelings outside of the actual toy into consideration. If it was just on how good of a toy he is, he’d be in the top five. Great look in both modes, fun accessories, brilliant transformation. The way his head doesn’t lock-in in bot mode was a bit of a letdown, and the battle damage, while not as obtrusive as I worried it might be, makes me wish he had a “clean” version. I’m sure Hasbro won’t miss that trick and release him again at some point though. Hopefully in eye destroying green and purple, but he’ll do for now.

7) Studios Series Starscream
Oh, you have no idea how much I wanted a good movie Starscream toy that wasn’t covered in shit tribal tattoos. He was probably the only movie design I really liked straight away. I dunno, chicken walker legs do it for me. I’m sure you have a weird fetish as well. Anyway, the ROTF Leader is a good toy, but not particularly fun to transform back and forth. But this guy, woof. OK yes, in a lot of ways he is just the Dark of the Moon deluxe sized up, but that was a great toy. Besides, Hasbro might as well make some money from the people who buy the stuff from Chinese KO companies who take their moulds and up-size them.
I’m sure that comment will get me some hate from the “THIRD PARTY OR NUTHIN!” crowd.

6) Amazon Exclusive Power of the Primes Nemesis Prime
Yes, Nemesis the Hedgehog was certain to get a place here. It’s shallow but a black repaint will almost always do it for me, even more so if there’s purple (though I’ve yet to buy Rodimus Unicronus, mainly cos the name is stupid). Getting this guy was a hassle, so much so I cancelled my order and ended up buying Blackout from Amazon instead. And yes, he did become available less than two weeks later. Typical. Still managed to snag him. Loving the references to a good chunk of the different versions of the character and how having all the weapons included. His alt mode is a bit daft, but the bot mode more than makes up for it. Plus, the Nemesis Pax concept is cute if a bit left field.

5) Iron Factory Lord Scorpion Comic Version
While not my first Iron Factory figure, Lord Scorpion is definitely the one that convinced me this is one of the best third-party companies out there. He just exudes quality in almost every aspect and is a big improvement over their Overlord. Almost everything has a place in all three modes, unlike with Evil lord you had to put like a quarter of his stuff aside, now it’s just the gun, which is something even some official toys struggle with (look at Titans Return Hardhead/Quake and tell me that weapon storage is more than a last minute botch job). The amount of detail and articulation this guy has at this scale is great and he’s just so solid. A majority of my third-party purchases have been ropey, usually needing a part replaced or an entire figure returning (looking at you Mastermind Creations Boreas). No such problem with this guy. Honestly, I’m keeping an eye on Iron Factory’s other offerings based him alone.

4) Titans Return Nautica.
OK this is one of those toys who’s here kinda more for what she means to me, rather than how good the toy is (which is still fantastic.) See she was available only in the ridiculously expensive Chaos on Velocitron set, which never turned up in the UK at retail because Toys R Us was busy imploding. Initially released for around £175 on specialist sites and then it would go on the aftermarket for upwards of £250. So yeah, no chance of getting it. However, a few months ago we got fellow TFW2005 user Payres (https://twitter.com/philip_ayres/) spotting them in Home Bargains. For £30.
Cue the entire Transformers UK community going apeshit.
What followed was instances of people going out of their way to buy multiples of this for others, passing them on at cost plus shipping. Oh yeah you had a few scalpers, and may they burn in hell for it, but the majority of it was people just helping others getting fun toys for their mates. I was unable to procure any for a few friends, but they managed to source them elsewhere. Plus my wife bought me my set for Christmas.
Anyway, I really wanted the set for Nautica who is made from the excellent Titans Return Blurr mould…which I don’t own because I don’t like Blurr. I do own the Brainstorm version though and it’s a great toy. Plus, she’s one of my favourite characters from More than Meets the Eye/Lost Light, the first comic series I collected from start to finish, so it’s great to have an actual physical toy of her.

3) Titans Return Grotusque
This is my favourite of the Titans Return Monsterbot mould. The colours are eye-achingly brilliant. The beast mode is pure unadulterated 80’s toy bullshit (seriously the fuck is this guy supposed to be, a rejected Godzilla design?) but with good articulation and nice Easter eggs. But again this is more about the story behind the toy. This guy was an New York Comic Con and Hasbro Toy Shop exclusive and sold out almost immediately. He then became a Toys R Us exclusive. However, when they went under he started getting discounted heavily. Meanwhile, all us guys in the UK were all “Eh another toy we’re not getting.”
And then the absolute heroine that is JenApparently (https://twitter.com/jenapparently) was all like “OH FUCK THAT SHIT!” and spotted a tonne at a store near her. She’s got a lot of UK friends and made it known that she was willing to buy a load, and pass them on for nothing but cost. Then Toy-Fu (https://twitter.com/toyfu332) was all like “Hey send them to me and people can get them at TFNation or I can post them to peeps who can’t make it.”
And thus, a load of people got a toy they never would have been able to get, and it brought a few friends closer together. Shit like this is why I love this fandom.

2) Special Edition Combiner Wars/Power of the Primes Blast Off.
I’ve never hit a pre-order harder for a toy than for Blast Off. The Combaticons are my favourite Combiner team. They’re basically the Decepticon Special Forces, but it took them so long to get a decent toy. When the Combiner Wars versions came out, I paid for them all in one go and was quite happy with the original Blast Off being a jet. True he didn’t have the right head and was made from probably the worst aerialbot mode, but hey, it was still a decent toy, all things said and done.
And then this guy got released.
I love the more “Cybetronian” space mode and the perfect robot mode. Oh sure if you’re one of those scale obsessed people, a space shuttle as one of the smallest part of a combiner team is a bit daft. But frankly, if you care that much about scale Transformers is not the hobby for you. Bung in a simple yet fun transformation and you get the best version of this guy. I still have the original as his own separate dude, but this is the version I’d save in a fire.

1) Maketoys Rioter Despotron
Oh this guy, this guy! Bought on a whim and on recommendation from EvoChanger (https://twitter.com/evochanger). And frankly? He undersold it. Rioter Despotron is brilliant in all aspects. Looks fantastic in both modes, has a fun, complex, yet not complicated transformation and is so fucking poseable it hurts. Honestly, the only minor niggle I have is that he has ONE bit of parts forming, and even that is bloody easy to do. With this toy, Maketoys became my favourite third-party company.
I can see where he wouldn’t be to everyone’s taste, but let’s just say if I was a mecha anime antagonist (cos no way I’d be the main character) I’d want my mech to look exactly like this. He captures the essence of what a leader of the bad guys should be, powerful yet composed. He looks like he could beat the absolute crap out of you and look good doing it. Plus, he has the simplest, yet brilliant weapon storage ever. His sword stores inside his gun barrel/scope. Why the hell has nobody thought of that before? I seriously should not be this excited about that, but I am! Buy him.
